The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Page 1 of 6 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Loud Whispers on Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:19 am

>^:-^-:^<
...\_____/



>Gratuitous
>Philosoraptorz
>Amazing
>Rage
>Vagueness

It's that kind of thread.
avatar
Loud Whispers
Magical Overlord Unicorn
Magical Overlord Unicorn

Posts : 860
Pony Pals : 3196
Friendship Lessons : 3
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 1006
Location : A terrifying biome.

Pony Profile
Name: VIDEO NON OMNES
Spells:
Experience:
1337/42  (1337/42)

View user profile http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=54290

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Necro910 on Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:23 am

Kep.
avatar
Necro910
Celestial Companion
Celestial Companion

Posts : 3164
Pony Pals : 8559
Friendship Lessons : 11
Join date : 2011-11-19

Pony Profile
Name: Necro
Spells:
Experience:
9/0  (9/0)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Loud Whispers on Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:11 am

If your comment was ke, this would make sense.

Spoiler:
avatar
Loud Whispers
Magical Overlord Unicorn
Magical Overlord Unicorn

Posts : 860
Pony Pals : 3196
Friendship Lessons : 3
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 1006
Location : A terrifying biome.

Pony Profile
Name: VIDEO NON OMNES
Spells:
Experience:
1337/42  (1337/42)

View user profile http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=54290

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Necro910 on Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:06 am

KEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKE!
avatar
Necro910
Celestial Companion
Celestial Companion

Posts : 3164
Pony Pals : 8559
Friendship Lessons : 11
Join date : 2011-11-19

Pony Profile
Name: Necro
Spells:
Experience:
9/0  (9/0)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Flying Dice on Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:03 am

YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP
avatar
Flying Dice
Badmin
Badmin

Posts : 1757
Pony Pals : 4457
Friendship Lessons : 2
Join date : 2011-11-19
Age : 24
Location : Somewhere, surrounded by meth labs.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  tagg on Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:14 am

While we're derailing this thread on the second post, my personal headcanon of Gordon Freeman is that he's actually terrifying. Quoting from another website because fcuk writing:
"The Idle Thumbs podcast and their listeners (long live the Idle Thumbs) had a take on this subject. They reached the conclusion that Gordon Freeman is actually just a mute sociopathic killer. He crawls around in airducts and sewers filled with radioactive alien goo, bashing skulls in with his crowbar. He's propably always covered in blood, brains and guts, and carries weapons all the time, and when people see him walking around they just act all cool and friendly to not piss this intimidating person off and cause him to go on another killing spree.

For example, a regular person might see the importance of telling other people about the mysterious omnipresent businessman who seems to have not only interest in the survival of Gordon, Alyx and other people, but who surely has a deeper agenda as well.

Or, another example, in Episode 2 when the player, Gordon, sees one of those Hunter alien killer robots and Alyx asks something along the lines "What was that? Did you hear that?", a person who has interest in the well-being of other people near him maybe should've said "I saw a killer robot stalking us, be careful". Instead, Gordon says nothing and
Spoiler:
Alyx gets stabbed

They speculated that in Episode 3 with the inevitable Source engine updates you can see the beads of nervous sweat on the other characters' face and the fear in their eyes when you're around. Also, in a turning point of the story, Gordon takes control and the player can only watch as his gloved hands reach forward and commit an unimaginable act of violence on one of the familiar characters."
avatar
tagg
Second-Class Citizen Pegasus
Second-Class Citizen Pegasus

Posts : 280
Pony Pals : 2538
Friendship Lessons : 0
Join date : 2011-11-21
Age : 24
Location : In my parents basement.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Necro910 on Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:23 am

tagg wrote:While we're derailing this thread on the second post, my personal headcanon of Gordon Freeman is that he's actually terrifying. Quoting from another website because fcuk writing:
"The Idle Thumbs podcast and their listeners (long live the Idle Thumbs) had a take on this subject. They reached the conclusion that Gordon Freeman is actually just a mute sociopathic killer. He crawls around in airducts and sewers filled with radioactive alien goo, bashing skulls in with his crowbar. He's propably always covered in blood, brains and guts, and carries weapons all the time, and when people see him walking around they just act all cool and friendly to not piss this intimidating person off and cause him to go on another killing spree.

For example, a regular person might see the importance of telling other people about the mysterious omnipresent businessman who seems to have not only interest in the survival of Gordon, Alyx and other people, but who surely has a deeper agenda as well.

Or, another example, in Episode 2 when the player, Gordon, sees one of those Hunter alien killer robots and Alyx asks something along the lines "What was that? Did you hear that?", a person who has interest in the well-being of other people near him maybe should've said "I saw a killer robot stalking us, be careful". Instead, Gordon says nothing and
Spoiler:
Alyx gets stabbed

They speculated that in Episode 3 with the inevitable Source engine updates you can see the beads of nervous sweat on the other characters' face and the fear in their eyes when you're around. Also, in a turning point of the story, Gordon takes control and the player can only watch as his gloved hands reach forward and commit an unimaginable act of violence on one of the familiar characters."

Makes sense to me. Has he ever ONCE complained about going into a radioactive deathtrap filled with zombies, Charlie, and aliens? On that note, he didn't even say a word as he walked into that radioactive testing chamber thingy that opened the Earth-Alien portal. Now comes the question...






Did he bring the world to this on purpose?
avatar
Necro910
Celestial Companion
Celestial Companion

Posts : 3164
Pony Pals : 8559
Friendship Lessons : 11
Join date : 2011-11-19

Pony Profile
Name: Necro
Spells:
Experience:
9/0  (9/0)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Loud Whispers on Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:30 am

It's Gordon Freeman. There's every possibility he may just not be able to speak for some reason. Like being mute.
There's every possibility he's laconic, mute or has trouble speaking. Time travel and !!PHYSICS!!

That, or his voice is the equivalent of dividing by 0, and he is sparing the universe.

Gordon Freeman is terrifying. My angel is the demon of my enemy. If you're on the swinging end of his crowbar, that's a whole lot of death.

How many things has Freeman killed?

But it's all ok because he's doing it for us.

Deep reflections on societal standards...

Gordon is there to help.

Though if he is a murderous sociopathic hero, it would give a new meaning to the portal easter egg...

Gordon is coming.

Meh, I now appreciate the lungfish.
avatar
Loud Whispers
Magical Overlord Unicorn
Magical Overlord Unicorn

Posts : 860
Pony Pals : 3196
Friendship Lessons : 3
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 1006
Location : A terrifying biome.

Pony Profile
Name: VIDEO NON OMNES
Spells:
Experience:
1337/42  (1337/42)

View user profile http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=54290

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Necro910 on Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:11 am

Maybe he is being silent... TO TERRIFY HIS VICTIMS EVEN MORE?

He has killed thousands. SUDDENLY, CROWBARS.

We rest home peacefully at night, because sociopathic physicists with crowbars stand watch overnight.

OOoooOoOooh, what if Chell and Gordon meet in episode 3?
avatar
Necro910
Celestial Companion
Celestial Companion

Posts : 3164
Pony Pals : 8559
Friendship Lessons : 11
Join date : 2011-11-19

Pony Profile
Name: Necro
Spells:
Experience:
9/0  (9/0)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  tagg on Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:14 am

Necro910 wrote:We rest home peacefully at night, because sociopathic physicists with crowbars stand watch overnight.
MINE
avatar
tagg
Second-Class Citizen Pegasus
Second-Class Citizen Pegasus

Posts : 280
Pony Pals : 2538
Friendship Lessons : 0
Join date : 2011-11-21
Age : 24
Location : In my parents basement.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Johuotar on Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:13 pm

I akways thought hes just too shy to speak but your theory is a lot cooler.
avatar
Johuotar
Magical Overlord Unicorn
Magical Overlord Unicorn

Posts : 626
Pony Pals : 3045
Friendship Lessons : -5
Join date : 2011-11-24

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Sean Mirrsen on Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:14 pm

Or maybe he's a Greybeard. Or the secret identity of Black Bolt.
avatar
Sean Mirrsen
Magical Overlord Unicorn
Magical Overlord Unicorn

Posts : 644
Pony Pals : 2802
Friendship Lessons : -7
Join date : 2011-11-19
Age : 32
Location : Tolyatti, Russia

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Loud Whispers on Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:13 pm

Searched sociopathic physicists with crowbars on google:

Result 1:

Result 2:

Result 3:

Well what do you know?
Google says Gordon Freeman is #3 suspect for sociopathic physicists
avatar
Loud Whispers
Magical Overlord Unicorn
Magical Overlord Unicorn

Posts : 860
Pony Pals : 3196
Friendship Lessons : 3
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 1006
Location : A terrifying biome.

Pony Profile
Name: VIDEO NON OMNES
Spells:
Experience:
1337/42  (1337/42)

View user profile http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=54290

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Necro910 on Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:00 pm

MY THEOREM IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Johuotar wrote:I akways thought hes just too shy to speak but your theory is a lot cooler.
>Too shy to speak
>Bashes in heads of the everything
avatar
Necro910
Celestial Companion
Celestial Companion

Posts : 3164
Pony Pals : 8559
Friendship Lessons : 11
Join date : 2011-11-19

Pony Profile
Name: Necro
Spells:
Experience:
9/0  (9/0)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Loud Whispers on Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:51 am

Everything shy being a murderous sociopathic physicist would have greater implications.


avatar
Loud Whispers
Magical Overlord Unicorn
Magical Overlord Unicorn

Posts : 860
Pony Pals : 3196
Friendship Lessons : 3
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 1006
Location : A terrifying biome.

Pony Profile
Name: VIDEO NON OMNES
Spells:
Experience:
1337/42  (1337/42)

View user profile http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=54290

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Flying Dice on Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:19 am

Well we already knew that Fluttershy is really Doctor Adorable.
avatar
Flying Dice
Badmin
Badmin

Posts : 1757
Pony Pals : 4457
Friendship Lessons : 2
Join date : 2011-11-19
Age : 24
Location : Somewhere, surrounded by meth labs.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  MC Dirty on Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:22 am

Flying Dice wrote:Well we already knew that Fluttershy is really Doctor Adorable.
Indeed she is.

_________________
- - - Minister Of Overused Memes - - -
avatar
MC Dirty
Magical Overlord Unicorn
Magical Overlord Unicorn

Posts : 671
Pony Pals : 2863
Friendship Lessons : 0
Join date : 2011-11-19
Age : 27
Location : Germany

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Necro910 on Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:32 am

MURDER

BY

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
avatar
Necro910
Celestial Companion
Celestial Companion

Posts : 3164
Pony Pals : 8559
Friendship Lessons : 11
Join date : 2011-11-19

Pony Profile
Name: Necro
Spells:
Experience:
9/0  (9/0)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Loud Whispers on Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:00 am

Hey guys,

If you make a double bread Sandwich Sandwich out of two triple bread sandwiches,

Take some pitta and carrot from friend A,

And you take some of friend B's chips to make a pitta double bread chip carrot sandwich sandwich,

Who's sandwich is it?



Granted, it was delicious, and all mine. I had the majority shares...
avatar
Loud Whispers
Magical Overlord Unicorn
Magical Overlord Unicorn

Posts : 860
Pony Pals : 3196
Friendship Lessons : 3
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 1006
Location : A terrifying biome.

Pony Profile
Name: VIDEO NON OMNES
Spells:
Experience:
1337/42  (1337/42)

View user profile http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=54290

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  acidbomb113 on Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:06 am

Have you read my definition of dilemma?
XD
avatar
acidbomb113
Second-Class Citizen Pegasus
Second-Class Citizen Pegasus

Posts : 330
Pony Pals : 2408
Friendship Lessons : 0
Join date : 2012-02-15
Age : 27
Location : Last Tuesday

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Loud Whispers on Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:22 am

acidbomb113 wrote:Have you read my definition of dilemma?
XD

Explain.

Or I'l hold my breath for a long time.

avatar
Loud Whispers
Magical Overlord Unicorn
Magical Overlord Unicorn

Posts : 860
Pony Pals : 3196
Friendship Lessons : 3
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 1006
Location : A terrifying biome.

Pony Profile
Name: VIDEO NON OMNES
Spells:
Experience:
1337/42  (1337/42)

View user profile http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=54290

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Necro910 on Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:25 am

Loud Whispers wrote:
acidbomb113 wrote:Have you read my definition of dilemma?
XD

Explain.

Or I'l hold my breath for a long time.

avatar
Necro910
Celestial Companion
Celestial Companion

Posts : 3164
Pony Pals : 8559
Friendship Lessons : 11
Join date : 2011-11-19

Pony Profile
Name: Necro
Spells:
Experience:
9/0  (9/0)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  acidbomb113 on Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:32 am

acidbomb113 wrote:Dilemma (dill-em-ah)
1 -noun- When you are cleaning your room, sorting it into two piles - "Things to throw away" and "Things worth selling"

... and then you find your porn...

Seems like the same situation to me XD
avatar
acidbomb113
Second-Class Citizen Pegasus
Second-Class Citizen Pegasus

Posts : 330
Pony Pals : 2408
Friendship Lessons : 0
Join date : 2012-02-15
Age : 27
Location : Last Tuesday

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Loud Whispers on Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:49 am

acidbomb113 wrote:
acidbomb113 wrote:Dilemma (dill-em-ah)
1 -noun- When you are cleaning your room, sorting it into two piles - "Things to throw away" and "Things worth selling"

... and then you find your porn...

Seems like the same situation to me XD

Finding porn in a sandwich?
avatar
Loud Whispers
Magical Overlord Unicorn
Magical Overlord Unicorn

Posts : 860
Pony Pals : 3196
Friendship Lessons : 3
Join date : 2011-12-21
Age : 1006
Location : A terrifying biome.

Pony Profile
Name: VIDEO NON OMNES
Spells:
Experience:
1337/42  (1337/42)

View user profile http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=54290

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Necro910 on Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:52 am

Loud Whispers wrote:
acidbomb113 wrote:
acidbomb113 wrote:Dilemma (dill-em-ah)
1 -noun- When you are cleaning your room, sorting it into two piles - "Things to throw away" and "Things worth selling"

... and then you find your porn...

Seems like the same situation to me XD

Finding porn in a sandwich?
A PORNWICH?
avatar
Necro910
Celestial Companion
Celestial Companion

Posts : 3164
Pony Pals : 8559
Friendship Lessons : 11
Join date : 2011-11-19

Pony Profile
Name: Necro
Spells:
Experience:
9/0  (9/0)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 1 of 6 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum