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Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Flying Dice on Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:07 am

Necro910 wrote:
Loud Whispers wrote:
acidbomb113 wrote:
acidbomb113 wrote:Dilemma (dill-em-ah)
1 -noun- When you are cleaning your room, sorting it into two piles - "Things to throw away" and "Things worth selling"

... and then you find your porn...

Seems like the same situation to me XD

Finding porn in a sandwich?
A PORNWICH?

No, a porn witch. The real question is, does she weight more than a duck?

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Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Necro910 on Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:22 am

Flying Dice wrote:
Necro910 wrote:
Loud Whispers wrote:
acidbomb113 wrote:
acidbomb113 wrote:Dilemma (dill-em-ah)
1 -noun- When you are cleaning your room, sorting it into two piles - "Things to throw away" and "Things worth selling"

... and then you find your porn...

Seems like the same situation to me XD

Finding porn in a sandwich?
A PORNWICH?

No, a porn witch. The real question is, does she weight more than a porn duck?
Fixed that for you.

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Post  tagg on Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:26 am

Wait, which porn are we talking about here? Acidbomb's closet porn or Loud Whisper's sandwich porn? What if the porn witch is duck porn?

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Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  acidbomb113 on Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:38 am

tagg wrote:Wait, which porn are we talking about here? Acidbomb's closet porn or Loud Whisper's sandwich porn?

One and the same, friend; I fixed my dilemma.
/sold it.
XD

~~{ }~~
~ Now seriously, no porn to be found here ~

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Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Loud Whispers on Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:41 am

Yay I finded news of the 200 petawatt laser

2017, laser fun time Very Happy

Now where is my crowbar, there is science to be done.

Holy crap, just 5 years away?

OH SNAP WE'VE JUMPED INTO THE PAST AGAIN

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Post  Flying Dice on Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:56 am

Those scientists need to make sure they put grates over all their thermal exhaust ports. You wouldn't believe the crap that can get into them if you don't.

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Post  Necro910 on Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:38 am

Loud Whispers wrote:Yay I finded news of the 200 petawatt laser

2017, laser fun time Very Happy

Now where is my crowbar, there is science to be done.

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Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Loud Whispers on Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:34 pm

Flying Dice wrote:Those scientists need to make sure they put grates over all their thermal exhaust ports. You wouldn't believe the crap that can get into them if you don't.

I wonder how many windmills it'll take to power.

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Post  Necro910 on Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:37 pm

Loud Whispers wrote:
Flying Dice wrote:Those scientists need to make sure they put grates over all their thermal exhaust ports. You wouldn't believe the crap that can get into them if you don't.

I wonder how many windmills it'll take to power.
GORDON DUTCHMAN

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Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Flying Dice on Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:27 pm

Necro910 wrote:
Loud Whispers wrote:
Flying Dice wrote:Those scientists need to make sure they put grates over all their thermal exhaust ports. You wouldn't believe the crap that can get into them if you don't.

I wonder how many windmills it'll take to power.
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Post  Necro910 on Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:30 pm

Flying Dice wrote:
Necro910 wrote:
Loud Whispers wrote:
Flying Dice wrote:Those scientists need to make sure they put grates over all their thermal exhaust ports. You wouldn't believe the crap that can get into them if you don't.

I wonder how many windmills it'll take to power.
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Post  Loud Whispers on Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:37 am

If Gordon Freeman was dutch, he would be Ikea Foreman

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Post  Necro910 on Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:43 am

Loud Whispers wrote:If Gordon Freeman was dutch, he would be Ikea Foreman

Loud Whispers wrote:Ikea

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Post  MC Dirty on Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:44 am

Loud Whispers wrote:If Gordon Freeman was dutch, he would be Ikea Foreman
Ikea? Dutch? Isn't Ikea Swedish?

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Re: The friendly headcrabs >^:-^-:^<

Post  Flying Dice on Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:48 am

MC Dirty wrote:
Loud Whispers wrote:If Gordon Freeman was dutch, he would be Ikea Foreman
Ikea? Dutch? Isn't Ikea Swedish?

Originally. Now, like everything else, they're based in Equestria.

Spoiler:

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Post  Loud Whispers on Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:12 am


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Post  Loud Whispers on Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:59 pm

Hang on guys, just had another brain wave.

When we all say "aren't", we're really saying "are not".

Now, when someone says "aren't you X", you can give them +1 British points

ARE NOT THOUGH PLEASED?

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Post  MC Dirty on Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:18 pm

Loud Whispers wrote:ARE NOT THOUGH PLEASED?
It should be "you", not "thou" and especially not "though". "Thou" is when speaking to a single person; when addressing multiple people, "you" is correct.

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Post  Flying Dice on Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:24 am

CANST THOU COULD HEADCRAB?

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Post  Johuotar on Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:56 am

MC Dirty wrote:
Loud Whispers wrote:ARE NOT THOUGH PLEASED?
It should be "you", not "thou" and especially not "though". "Thou" is when speaking to a single person; when addressing multiple people, "you" is correct.

Looks like we have someTHOUGH here who is unpleased.

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Post  Loud Whispers on Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:32 am

will =/= won't

=

wo not

And at this point I feel obligated to voice my concerns in flying dice telling me Schrodinger's Cat Man would be incredibly sexy Neutral

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Post  Necro910 on Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:37 am

Loud Whispers wrote:will =/= won't

=

wo not

And at this point I feel obligated to voice my concerns in flying dice telling me Schrodinger's Cat Man would be incredibly sexy Neutral
...and not sexy.

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Post  Flying Dice on Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:25 am

Schrodinger's Cat = Awesome (because cat)
Catgirls = Sexy


Therefore Schrodinger's Catman = Saucesome.

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Post  Necro910 on Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:50 am

Flying Dice wrote:Schrodinger's Cat = Awesome (because cat)
Catgirls = Sexy


Therefore Schrodinger's Catman = Saucesome.
...and not saucesome.

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Post  Flying Dice on Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:34 am

Necro910 wrote:
Flying Dice wrote:Schrodinger's Cat = Awesome (because cat)
Catgirls = Sexy


Therefore Schrodinger's Catman = Saucesome.
...and not saucesome.

Worcestershiresaucesome?

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