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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Andal on Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:56 pm

Kaijyuu wrote:Honestly, it'd probably be the Good Twin that I'll have to look out for Smile
Unless the Good Twin is really the Evil Twin who has framed the real Good Twin so that they appear to be the Evil Twin, all to prevent the real Good Twin from tearfully declaring their undying love for you.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:16 pm

Andal wrote:all to prevent the real Good Twin from tearfully declaring their undying love for you.
Assuming a genetic match, would that be incest or masturbation?
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Andal on Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:13 pm

Kaijyuu wrote:
Andal wrote:all to prevent the real Good Twin from tearfully declaring their undying love for you.
Assuming a genetic match, would that be incest or masturbation?

Incesturbation.

(Technically though, incest, as they developed differently and hence are not the exact same entity.)
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Flying Dice on Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:53 am

Yep, incest. And there's nothing wrong with that, as long as you don't insist on the next dozen generatons of your family also practicing incest to preserve the bloodline.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:13 am

THE ONE TRUE IMMORTAL WE ARE THE IMMORTAL FAMILY AND WE SHALL NOT LET OUR BLOOD BE TAINTED BY LESSER SCUM SUCH AS YOU PROLES WE SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH WITH OUR CHOSEN SELF FEAR OUR HOLY MIGHT OR BE SMITED ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE INTERBREEDERS
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Flying Dice on Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:42 am

Been playing some ToME4; was peeved when my level 20 alchemist was killed by massive errors, but then I started a bulwark who got rather lucky with the loot and currently is running around with 5hp/turn health regen at level 4.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:46 am

I feel like I should know this but... ToME4?
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Flying Dice on Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:22 am

Tales of Maj'Eyal, formerly Tales of Middle-Earth. ToME1 originally derived from PernAngband 5; ToME2 was an Angband variant; ToME3 was an unfinished rewrite; ToME4 is a new rewrite. And also a damn fine roguelike that scratches quite a few itches.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:09 pm

New rule for fiction: If any character says "where's the fun in that?" with a cheeky grin, one of the following must happen to them:

1) They die a horrible, painful death.
2) They get utterly humiliated.
3) They get put on a bus.


No exceptions.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Andal on Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:16 pm

Kaijyuu wrote:New rule for fiction: If any character says "where's the fun in that?" with a cheeky grin, one of the following must happen to them:

1) They die a horrible, painful death.
2) They get utterly humiliated.
3) They get put on a bus.


No exceptions.
You forgot:

4) They have sex.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:43 pm

Kaijyuu wrote:3) They get put on a bus.
You monster
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:54 pm

Andal wrote:
Kaijyuu wrote:New rule for fiction: If any character says "where's the fun in that?" with a cheeky grin, one of the following must happen to them:

1) They die a horrible, painful death.
2) They get utterly humiliated.
3) They get put on a bus.


No exceptions.
You forgot:

4) They have sex.
Okay, but it has to be followed by one of the other 3. And definitely not after #1.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:24 pm

Kaijyuu wrote:
Andal wrote:
Kaijyuu wrote:New rule for fiction: If any character says "where's the fun in that?" with a cheeky grin, one of the following must happen to them:

1) They die a horrible, painful death.
2) They get utterly humiliated.
3) They get put on a bus.


No exceptions.
You forgot:

4) They have sex.
Okay, but it has to be followed by one of the other 3. And definitely not after #1.
Why not?
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:28 pm

I suddenly know why your username is "necro."
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:47 pm

Kaijyuu wrote:I suddenly know why your username is "necro."



Anyways, that actually isn't why my name is that. My username for everything is Necro910 because I'm a madman that wishes for the end of the world kikikikikikikikikiki
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Armok on Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:41 pm

You forgot [contents of Derpy Gets Loved On] then strapped to the Wheel of Pertepual Rape for a lifetime, and finaly thrown into http://www.orionsarm.com/xcms.php?r=oa-story&story=dr_yes_jolonah
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Johuotar on Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:37 pm

A great day gone to waste.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kirbypowered on Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:26 pm

If anyone is ever around when I'm making a decision to go somewhere and "don't really feel like it," just stop me and say "No! Shut up, you want to go" and knock me unconscious so I can't change my mind.

In fact, do that for all of my decisions.

Edit: Hey, is there any way to change the email address linked to this account? My old one is sort of dead.


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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Andal on Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:45 pm

Kirbypowered wrote:If anyone is ever around when I'm making a decision to go somewhere and "don't really feel like it," just stop me and say "No! Shut up, you want to go" and knock me unconscious so I can't change my mind.

In fact, do that for all of my decisions.

I see cumulative brain trauma in your future.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:35 pm

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kirbypowered on Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:27 pm

Andal wrote:I see cumulative brain trauma in your future.
Mmm, maybe I should change the part about knocking me out...
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Flying Dice on Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:23 am

Kirbypowered wrote:
Andal wrote:I see cumulative brain trauma in your future.
Mmm, maybe I should change the part about knocking me out...
...to knocking you up?

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:34 am

Flying Dice wrote:
Kirbypowered wrote:
Andal wrote:I see cumulative brain trauma in your future.
Mmm, maybe I should change the part about knocking me out...
...to knocking you up?
O

U
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Flying Dice on Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:22 am

Eheh. Ahaha. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!


One of the players in my RTD just crit-failed on a magical probe of a living ball of flesh and teeth that was pulled from the rift that swallowed an inactive player, accidentally unleashing something akin to a Greater Daemon. I'm going to give them a few hints that they're better off just running like hell, as they've barely started and don't even have any reliable healing method. Oh goodness, this is fun. I was just going to give them a little bit of dark spirit/cult-infested village, but the wizard insisted on doing the obligatory meddling with things best left understood.


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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:40 am

Damn, your RP's sound like fun.

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