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Post  Necro910 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:00 pm

Loud Whispers wrote:
Necro910 wrote:MY HEART DID THE STOMACH RUMBLE THING AGAIN

It wasn't as long/intense, but it was there. God damn it, Fluttershy!
Describe to me what ails you. It is possible you are about to combust.
You know when you're very hungry and your stomach growls at you, and you feel that rumble, and you 'hear' it but no one else hears it? Yeah, that except where my heart is.

Kaijyuu wrote:My prognosis: Butterflies. You're in love!
But I wasn't nervous, or talking to anyone, or anything. I was actually rather tired and bored. Wat hapen

Also, can I stick with the fatal heart condition? I don't have time for silly human hormone shenanigans!
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:03 pm

Being alone just means it's a narcissistic love.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:11 pm

Kaijyuu wrote:Being alone just means it's a narcissistic love.
Does that mean my stomach won't work in the presence of itself?

Body, what the fuck.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:15 pm

And thus we have proven that stomachs cannot eat themselves.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:17 pm

Kaijyuu wrote:And thus we have proven that stomachs cannot eat themselves.
Well, mine can't anyways.

Plenty of people in my family that have had problems with their mucus in the stomach.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:25 pm

I blame science.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Jervill on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:36 pm

Hey, Necro

Spoiler:

It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Loud Whispers on Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:18 pm

Jervill wrote:Hey, Necro

Spoiler:

It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.
HA HAH AHAHA AYEYSSSS YEAHHAHHAHA
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:23 pm

Jervill wrote:Hey, Necro

Spoiler:

It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.


Kaijyuu wrote:I blame science.
I blame Fluttershy
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:35 pm



Who could ever blame Fluttershy?
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:46 pm

Kaijyuu wrote:

Who could ever blame Fluttershy?
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Johuotar on Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:57 pm

Jervill wrote:Hey, Necro

Spoiler:

It's only a work in progress. Only at 24 minutes for testing purposes, as of now.
When I realized what I was looking at I just thought "ohgodwhy".
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Loud Whispers on Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:37 pm

Kaijyuu wrote:

Who could ever blame Fluttershy?
Applejack?
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:39 pm

The most honest and dependable of ponies? Pshaw!

I'll remind you that Applejack was the only one (besides Twilight) who abstained from cake theft.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:43 pm

Loud Whispers wrote:
Kaijyuu wrote:

Who could ever blame Fluttershy?
Applejack?




EDIT:

Guys

Guys

I can't find my jugular vein

Guys

halp


EDIT:

Left shoulder arm feels weirrd
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Slag on Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:21 am

I would imagine that it would be very hard to find your jugular vein when you've got the carotid arteries making all their commotion.

As for left shoulder arm, that might be ischemia from a heart attack. Might want to talk to someone who knows more and make sure you're not about to die.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:33 am

Slag wrote:I would imagine that it would be very hard to find your jugular vein when you've got the carotid arteries making all their commotion.
Sorry, mixed those two up. I meant to said cartoid. I can't find my cartoid right now.

Slag wrote:As for left shoulder arm, that might be ischemia from a heart attack. Might want to talk to someone who knows more and make sure you're not about to die.
My whole arm (except for parts of the hand), and my entire shoulder went numb. I also now have a headache that hurts like hell.


Welp, I guess I'M OFF TO THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTH!
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Slag on Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:53 am

Once again, that's likely referred pain in the form of ischemia from a heart attack. Although it still could be something harmless, I'd at least talk to someone who can properly diagnose you.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:00 am

Slag wrote:Once again, that's likely referred pain in the form of ischemia from a heart attack. Although it still could be something harmless, I'd at least talk to someone who can properly diagnose you.
I can't really drive ten minutes to the doctor, I'm in the middle of doing stuff.


Is there something I can do to check manually; like raising your arm, smiling, and talking, as when you're checking for a stroke?
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Slag on Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:03 am

Fuck if I know. Most heart attacks happen without any warning in the first place, you're usually lucky if you know that you're having one before you hit the floor.

Considering you're still functioning after this much time, you might be fine. If you're not somehow, well, I hope you recover, but it was nice knowing you.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:23 am

Slag wrote:Fuck if I know. Most heart attacks happen without any warning in the first place, you're usually lucky if you know that you're having one before you hit the floor.

Considering you're still functioning after this much time, you might be fine. If you're not somehow, well, I hope you recover, but it was nice knowing you.
Yeah, I'm probably fine. Apparently I get start getting brain damage after about 4 minutes, so I'd be retarded anyway.

Also:

>Likely having heart attack
>Ignore

>Resist arrest



EDIT:

RAPID HEARTBEAT AND I FEEL MASSIVE ADRENALINE THAT I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE WHAT IS HAPPENING


EDIT x2:

Well that decelerated quickly.
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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Slag on Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:32 am

You might have had a mild heart attack, those happen too. Adrenaline rush might have just been your body trying to fix the problem by telling your heart to pick up the slack of the broken bits.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Guest on Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:43 am

Apparently I get start getting brain damage
Oh dear.

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Post  Necro910 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:54 am

NobodyPro wrote:
Apparently I get start getting brain damage
Oh dear.
and then Necro was Mituna




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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Armok on Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:10 am

Necro910 wrote:
My screen cut that of perfectly for me to miss the "hates you" part.
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