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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Jervill on Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:48 am

Wow, even with my new glorious addition, the ride only breached 42 minutes.

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Perhaps a segment over water...or another underground section.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:34 am

Oh sweet mother of Everest's piss.

This is glorious. MOAR!

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Loud Whispers on Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:39 am

@Applejack, nothing of value was lost

@Necro, at least have someone with you to drag you to hospital if you die. Or start dying.

@Jervill, exxxceeleeent.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:43 am

Loud Whispers wrote:@Necro, at least have someone with you to drag you to hospital if you die.
Looks like they'd need... necromancy

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:43 am

You do realize, if Applejack hates you, you're about to get either a rope around your neck or a buck to the face. Or both. And skulls are fragile little things.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Loud Whispers on Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:59 am

Kaijyuu wrote:You do realize, if Applejack hates you, you're about to get either a rope around your neck or a buck to the face. Or both. And skulls are fragile little things.
Then I shall make sure my minions have neither skulls nor necks when I send them on their patrols, individually next to obvious hiding spots with conveniently placed rocks.



Yo

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:26 am

Loud Whispers wrote:
Kaijyuu wrote:You do realize, if Applejack hates you, you're about to get either a rope around your neck or a buck to the face. Or both. And skulls are fragile little things.
Then I shall make sure my minions have neither skulls nor necks when I send them on their patrols, individually next to obvious hiding spots with conveniently placed rocks.



Yo
Enjoy your decapitated minions. I'm sure that'll work out great.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Slag on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:31 am

Just went to see that play about a week ago, funnily enough.

As for Applejack hating you, I think you'd have to really, really piss her off (rape Applebloom or something like that) to get her to that point, and by that point you'd probably be getting anally horn-raped by Celestia and Luna. At the same time. While Shining Armor, troop, and magically rule-63'd Cadance and Twilight took your mouth/skullfucked where your eyes used to be.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:34 am

Slag wrote:Just went to see that play about a week ago, funnily enough.

As for Applejack hating you, I think you'd have to really, really piss her off (rape Applebloom or something like that) to get her to that point, and by that point you'd probably be getting anally horn-raped by Celestia and Luna. At the same time. While Shining Armor, troop, and magically rule-63'd Cadance and Twilight took your mouth/skullfucked where your eyes used to be.

forceful sex
>painful orgy

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Zangi on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:36 am

That is why if you decide to make lots of ponies of influence and power to hate you... make sure you have someponies as influential and powerful... if not more that would back you.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Slag on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:42 am

I think that the only people with high-ish power you could get away with pissing off are the more arrogant nobility in Canterlot or the other big cities, and even then you couldn't really do anything that bad without at least miffing Celestia. She wouldn't mind you a few pranks, but anything illegal or really, really immoral would lose you some vital sympathy.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:43 am

*eyes

Necro910 wrote:forceful sex
>painful orgy
God damn it I edited this three times to be >forceful sex, but it keeps reverting.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Armok on Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:17 pm

Sounds like



Scary but fun.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:24 pm

Armok wrote:Sounds like



Scary but fun.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Guest on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:26 am

You'll never guess what I have to pick up later/tomorrow.
Spoiler:

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:34 am

A giiiiiiirrrrrrllll?

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Guest on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:49 am


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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:53 am

NobodyPro wrote:You'll never guess what I have to pick up later/tomorrow.
Spoiler:
A GREENSUIT? WHOOPWHOOP

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  XantalosoftheXanalok on Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:19 am

Ah, one of the Faceless! They're good fun.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:22 am

XantalosoftheXanalok wrote:Ah, one of the Faceless! They're good fun.
MORPHSUITS ARE ALWAYS JOLLY FUN

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:05 am

So this #bay12games IRC did not give me a good first impression.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Jervill on Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:07 am

No fucking shit. I say we may make our own IRC chat...with gambling, and hookers! [/Bender]

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:10 am

Jervill wrote:No fucking shit. I say we may make our own IRC chat...with gambling, and hookers! [/Bender]

Well, I say we make our own with blackjacks and hooks!

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Kaijyuu on Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:11 am

I'm up for what Jervill said. Not what Necro said.

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Re: Random non sequitur posts thread

Post  Necro910 on Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:13 am

Kaijyuu wrote:I'm up for what Jervill said. Not what Necro said.

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